[Just like she has secrets, so does he. Exactly why he likes to put up that fake personality around some people and pretend he's totally normal. He only shows himself to people he feels won't really care about it as much. Or have that person interfere with his mysteries if he found out.]

Unless you wanted me to solve something. Then I'd be more than happy to oblige.

But you'll have to fill out a form you see, this detective agency is very busy. Our next opening is three years from now. [AHA- WILL SHE GET THIS IS A JOKE TOO?!]